READY EATER ONE

Bite first, before the vegetables rise up to eat us.

 

choose wisely, much depends on you

 

BURRITO / $11

Flour Tortilla / Rice / Beans / Lettuce
DEEP FRIED + $2
2XL BURRITO BURRITO + $6

1 TACO / $5

Corn Tortilla / Lettuce

3 Pack Taco / $12.50

Three Of-The-Same-Flavor Tacos
Corn Tortilla / Lettuce

 

BOWL / $12.50

Rice/ Beans / Lettuce / Pickled Cabbage Slaw

NACHOS / $13

Corn Tortilla Chips / House Queso / Beans / Lettuce

SALAD / $12.50

A Bed of Romaine

 
 

Now, FILL IT up with flavor

100% PLANT-BASED

ROSWELLCrash into some serious Southwestern flavor.  Hearty, satisfying, ground gluten free vegan meat with a spark of southwest seasoning.  Southwest “Ground Beef” / House Queso / Fritos

ROSWELL

Crash into some serious Southwestern flavor.
Hearty, satisfying, ground gluten free vegan meat with a spark of southwest seasoning.


Southwest “Ground Beef” / House Queso / Fritos

Space CowboyBarbecue as the overlords intended.  Ritually prepared, tender pulled “not-pork” jackfruit in tangy, smoky sauce. Smokey “Pulled Pork” / Coca-Cola BBQ / Fried Onion Rings / Poblano Slaw / Jalapeno Garlic Crema

Space Cowboy

Barbecue as the overlords intended.
Ritually prepared, tender pulled “not-pork” jackfruit in tangy, smoky sauce.


Smokey “Pulled Pork” / Coca-Cola BBQ / Fried Onion Rings / Poblano Slaw / Jalapeno Garlic Crema

PhiluminatiAuthentic cheeseless, steakless hoagieness.   No bull-anything, just sensationally-seasoned, satisfyingly, hearty, soy steak. ”Marinated Steak” / House Queso / Grilled Onions & Peppers

Philuminati

Authentic cheeseless, steakless hoagieness.
No bull-anything, just sensationally-seasoned, satisfyingly, hearty, soy steak.


”Marinated Steak” / House Queso /
Grilled Onions & Peppers

Cipher SteakCrack the Fritolicousness code. Nacho everyday combo of “Caesary” soy steak crunched-up with lettuce and salty corn chips.“Marinated Steak” / House Caesar  Pumpkin Seed Parm / Fritos

Cipher Steak

Crack the Fritolicousness code.
Nacho everyday combo of “Caesary” soy steak crunched-up with lettuce and salty corn chips.

“Marinated Steak” / House Caesar
Pumpkin Seed Parm / Fritos

ChickaloUse three hands and all your fingers, it’s feisty.  Truly satisfying, crunchy, chickpea golden-fried fabulousness. Fried Chickpea Patties / Buffalo / Ranch / Pickled Celery Relish

Chickalo

Use three hands and all your fingers, it’s feisty.
Truly satisfying, crunchy, chickpea golden-fried fabulousness.


Fried Chickpea Patties / Buffalo / Ranch /
Pickled Celery Relish

FeeshCrisper sequenced crunchity, salty bites.  Tender, flaky, crispy, fishless batter-fried chunks of marinated kelp-flavored tofu joy. Marinated Batter “Fried Feesh” / Red  Cabbage Slaw / Roasted Red Pepper Crema

UnFish

Crisper sequenced crunchity, salty bites.
Tender, flaky, crispy, fishless batter-fried chunks of marinated kelp-flavored tofu joy.


Marinated Batter “Fried Unfish” / Red
Cabbage Slaw / Roasted Red Pepper Crema

 
 

Add your sides

 

GUAC / $2.50

CHIPS & GUAC $5 / $7

CHIPS & QUESO  $5 / $7

CHIPS & SALSA  $3 / $5

RICE & BEANS / $3

Fries / $3

 

don’t forget to order something for the spawn.

Some of the best vegan food I have ever eaten. If I lived in NY, I would spend all of my money here!

- Jenell Bohny